So I am off! Part 1 of a two part trip to Maryland and the surrounding areas for my friends bachelor party / wedding. The best part is he has no clue im flying in yet... ill just be chilling in his house drinkin his beer when he walks in from work. Then were kidnapping him for a weekend long bachelor party. So im flying out of the flacid penis of the US towards colder weather... They actually told me to pack wool. I was like wool? I live in Florida artards, I dont own any wool! I actually had to look up how to spell it myself. Allright thats enough of that no more references to southpark either.

Ill leave Jairek in charge around here... with express permission to hit people with the blunt end of his dagger.

~Cerias Shadows