Well to all those playing other classes, I just want to say that you LOSE. That's right we got the pornstar on our team. Fear the Stabby Stabby.

Ok... This video was linked to from the WoW forums last nite immediately followed by a list of comments a mile long that just proves that even though Rogues may have the hottest unofficial CM most of us will never get laid... Ever. Something tells me Kate either no longer plays wow because she was run off by every other rogue on her server trying to duel her naked or her ignore list grew to big.

Having her nominated unofficial rogue Rep does bring something to mind about our "Official Rogue Reps". For some reason no matter how many times the CM's state they are simply the messenger or data collectors taking the prayers of Rogues to our gods (the Dev's in this case) the rogue forums are still filled with temper tantrums of a dozen rogues whining and making threads stating they are angry.

I don't consider myself a Blizzard fan boi, if they were screwing up I would voice my concerns. But it seems childish to kick and scream even after presented the evidence. Everywhere I look I see a list of classes that are going to be looked at for talent changes. I see rogues last on the list. I still see Rogues bitching every 10 seconds that we haven't been looked at. Am I the only Rogue that sees the trend here. Classes have been evaluated in the order they were on the list I haven't felt the need to complain once. Including all the mini nerfs we have received I am still formidable. The idea of Nerf is very broad nowadays, it includes anything that does not specifically improve your class. If all damage across melee classes is adjusted then we scream Rogue nerf. When in fact its not a nerf but an adjustment. Hunters, Warriors, Rogues, and any other class that has an instant melee attack was changed with the 1.8 patch. A nerf would have been "Rogue Damage tables have been reworked so that all Rogue Melee attacks hit for 25% less damage. " that's a nerf. Not this sissy crap were whining about.

If you have never watched Bruce Almighty I think now is a good time. Besides helping some of us develop a sense of humor, I think it accurately portrays how the devs feel about all the whining and bitching "praying" that happens on the forums. Like Bruce they could with the wriggle of their nose and a wink grant every player their wishes. This would immediately be followed by total chaos and the destruction of World of Warcraft as a playable game. Watch the movie and you'll see what happens when EVERYONE gets their way. How many people really know what they want anyway?

With that said its time for all the little Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys (trolls) on the rogue forums to go home.

~Cerias Shadows